53 Female Funny Cat Names (With Meanings)

The funniest cat names are puns, ordinary human names, and names that describe exactly what the cat does wrong.

Below are 53 names, each with its meaning. Tap any name for more detail, similar names and gang aliases.

Female Funny Cat Names: the full list

• JennifurrFemale

  Jennifer, with fur

• EthelFemale

  Sounds like she knits

• GertrudeFemale

  Gertie for short

• MedusaFemale

  Her stare turns you to stone

• CarrotUnisex

  As orange as it gets

• PounceUnisex

  What happens to your feet under the blanket

• BagelUnisex

  Sleeps in a perfect circle

• MenaceUnisex

  A small-time criminal with big plans

• NuggetUnisex

  A golden little chunk

• BugUnisex

  Small, quick and everywhere

• DerpUnisex

  For the cat with its tongue out

• YetiUnisex

  A big white fluffy legend

• GooseUnisex

  Loud and fearless

• PancakeUnisex

  For a cat that lies flat in every sunbeam

• ShrimpUnisex

  Small, pink-orange and curled

• ChaosUnisex

  An accurate description

• PenguinUnisex

  Dressed in black and white

• WasabiUnisex

  Small but surprisingly fierce

• ClawdiaFemale

  Claudia, with claws

• FrogUnisex

  For a cat that sits strangely

• MildredFemale

  Millie for short

• ToastUnisex

  Warm, golden and found in the kitchen

• FleaUnisex

  Tiny and jumpy

• SmudgeUnisex

  For a dark smudge on the nose

• NoodleUnisex

  For a long, bendy cat that fits anywhere

• MouseUnisex

  The irony is the point

• NinjaUnisex

  Silent, quick and gone before you see it

• SusanFemale

  Sounds like she would like to see the manager

• DorisFemale

  A grandmother's name

• BeansUnisex

  Named after "toe beans", a cat's paw pads

• SquidUnisex

  Long, wiggly and odd

• LoafUnisex

  Cats "loaf" when they tuck their paws under

• WafflesUnisex

  Golden, with a grid pattern like a tabby coat

• ToastyUnisex

  Like the browned edges of a toasted marshmallow

• PicklesUnisex

  For a cat that is always in a pickle

• GremlinUnisex

  Causes trouble after midnight

• PigeonUnisex

  Grey, round and always around

• TrixieFemale

  Full of tricks

• TinyUnisex

  Funniest on a very large cat

• ChonkUnisex

  Internet slang for a gloriously round cat

• ZoomieUnisex

  Named after the midnight sprint

• BatUnisex

  Big ears, night flyer

• ZigzagUnisex

  For wild stripe patterns

• NekoUnisex

  Japanese for cat

• ConfettiFemale

  Bits of colour everywhere

• GoblinUnisex

  Small, sneaky and proud of it

• FloofUnisex

  Pure fluff

• TroubleUnisex

  You were warned

• PotatoUnisex

  Round and unbothered

• LindaFemale

  A neighbour's name, on a cat

• SqueakUnisex

  For a cat with a tiny meow

• RavioliUnisex

  A little stuffed pillow

• MaoUnisex

  Mandarin for cat

Questions about female funny cat names

What is a good name for a female cat?

Clawdia, Ethel and Carrot are three strong choices from this list. Clawdia: claudia, with claws.

How many female funny cat names are on this list?

There are 53 names: 0 male, 11 female and 42 unisex. Every name has a short meaning next to it.

How do I choose between these names?

Say the name out loud ten times before you decide. You will be calling it across the house for the next fifteen years. Cats respond best to short names with one or two syllables and a high-pitched ending, such as an "ee" sound.

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